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Live Blog Of Real Housewives Of Atlanta Episode 12

Alrighty folks, get ready for our live blog of episode 12 of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta!

10:01 – We get an opening slate telling us that this episode was taped before “AJ’s untimely passing.” That means they didn’t bother to edit AJ out of this episode … sigh.

10:02 – Sheree walks into a random bar — in the middle of the afternoon, mind you, where Kim is about three drinks deep. They are planning Kandi’s engagement party (to AJ). Lord. Hal. Mercy. Oh wait! This is the same bar where Sheree tried to pull Kim’s wig off, but … “they’ve moved past it.”

10:03 – Sheree admits to “trying marriage counseling” at least two different times. She thinks.

10:04 – Cut to NeNe and her non-foreclosed-on house. NeNe is meeting with her ghost writer about her new “book.”

10:07 – Denene (NeNe’s writer) gets a tour of NeNe’s first bourgeois house in Athens. Really, NeNe?

101:10 – NeNe wishes her mom was still alive so she could “endure” the paternity drama.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

10:14 – Sheree is back with her annoying friend Tania. Tania is giving me 702 vibes. Her look is very mid-90s.

10:15 – Sheree might look like a man … but the body is sick! She says she makes her samples to fit … herself. “I am a perfect model,” she says.

10:16 – (Is it Dwight or Duh-white?)

10:17 – Shame on you, Bravo. AJ has gone on to be with the Lord! Do we really need to see a pre-marital counseling segment? This marital counseling session is already a mess.

10:20 – Kandi’s mom is hating on AJ and his six kids. She says their impending marriage is a “truck coming at Kandi.” Mama be hatin’.

10:21 – Kandi’s mom: “AJJ you got four baby mamas! If you can’t take care of the kids, and Kandi got the money, they gon’ be looking at Kandi.”

10:22 – Kandi is already crying. This is bad.

10:23 – Cracker jack marriage counselor wants to do a word assessment. She has her glasses on now, trying to look professional.

10:24 – Kandi’s mom chooses the word “child support.”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

10:26 – Derek J. shows up in heels and rolls in the back of his neck. He’s at Kim’s house to do her hair for Kandi’s party.

10:27 – Her new wig has a POUND of hair. And it looks EXACTLY the same as her old one.

10:29 – Kim says she wears a different hair piece a day, care of Big Poppa, wethinks. Oh, and she smokes while wearing it too!

10:30 – Kim: “God I look so good! Dammit!”

10:31 – The engagement party begins and it has all of … oh, say .. seven people there.

10:32 – Kandi’s mom says of her daughter’s relationship with AJ: “I never saw so many children in my life.”

10:32 – Kandi’s mom continues to hate on AJ, as their engagement party is set to begin. Too bad AJ is dead now. Lordy.

10:33 – Surprises all around! Kandi walks in to her underwhelming, made-for-TV engagement party.

10:34 – Kim: “I love my song, too! It’s in all my cars!”

10:35 – Messy toasts all around. Mama’s turn is coming up.

10:36 – Mama says: “I just hope everything works out for Kandi. We’ll just wait and see.” Um, yeah, too bad AJ is dead now, Bravo.

10:37 – Cut to NeNe and her this-is-my-life tour.

10:38 – NeNe’s Big Mama has a pink velvet couch. Alright now!

10:39 – NeNe’s Big Mama sounds like a Muppet.

10:40 – NeNe shows a photo of when she first met her husband, Greg. And uh, he looked to be about 62 at the time.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

10:44 – Lisa is back to her whack painting ways. OK, I promise to be less negative for the remaining 16 minutes of this episode.

10:45 – Will Lisa be the next one to get the cut? Her story lines tend to … uh … suck. Sorry, the “less negative” thing didn’t really work for me.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

10:46 – Duh-White is back! He’s at Sheree’s house, ready to consult on her “fashion show.” Her first item: a black skirt. Whoa. Cutting edge.

10:48 – Duh-White is not pleased.

10:50 – Oh no! Trina (Sheree’s annoying friend) is the fitting model. That means she’s coming back.

10:51 – More NeNe Daddy drama.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

10:55 – Paging Maury Povich. Can we please settle NeNe’s daddy drama? Poor Denene is riding in the back seat.

10:56 – NeNe meets her Possible Daddy outside an apartment building. He’s sitting on a brick wall outside an apartment complex. He says he wants to talk to her alone. Poor Denene.

10:57 – What in the world?! This Possible Daddy drama is too much for the kid.

10:58 – Possible Daddy tells NeNe, “Wow, you look just like your mother.”

Alright, that’s a wrap! Catch you next week, folks!

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