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Live Blog Of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Episode 5

We are live blogging tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta here:

10:01 pm Lisa and Nene shopping for their trip to LA … NeNe decides she wants to buy her 92 year old granny some earrings and Nene asks her if her granny likes “sporty” LOL…

10:02pm Lisa asks Nene’s advice about whether she should go to her brother’s grave site. Lisa asks Nene to go with her… pause pause.. NeNe reluctantly agrees.

10:03 pm Here we go… Kandi’s back in the studio…. here comes Kim to visit… Kim says she likes Kandi’s “energy”… sounds like a love affair in the making a la Kim and Sheree from season 1… oh boy, they are replaying Kim’s studio sessions… ear plugs, anyone?

10:04pm uh-oh Kim and Kandi’s birthdays are two days apart. It’s official; they are BFF’s…. and are already talking about having a joint birthday party…

10:05 Now Kandi is singing a song for Kim “Fly above” Kim loves the line “you aren’t doing anything if you don’t have haters.”

10:06pm Uh-Oh they are talking about Kim’s session with Dallas Austin from last season… now we see a flashback of nene and kim doing a song together… Kim tells Kandi the lines but is afraid to sing it to her…. hmmm… wonder why??? Autotune? I’m just sayin’…. LOL

10:07 pm NeNe announces her invitation from Derek Blanks (local photographer) to do an alter ego photo shoot. NeNe says it’s all the rage in Atlanta… Nene would like to be a stripper as her alter ego, ha!

10:09pm Derek says he wants her to include the other girls; Nene agrees only if she gets to direct them, pick their alter ego, AND she has to be the most fabulous one! LOL

10:11Pm Nene meets up with Kim to invite her to be a part of the alter ego photo shoot and tells her she has to do the alter ego she chooses for her…. Nene announces she is gonna turn Kim into a black girl named Kina… Kim looks both scared and excited… ok, maybe more scared than excited and now asks, “What makes you think I would make a good black woman?” — maybe on account of her penchants for wigs? lol

10:13pm Nene tells Kim she’s going to LA with Lisa to celebrate Lisa’s grandmother’s 92nd birthday and Kim says, “Oh no, does that mean that Lisa is gonna live ’til she’s 90.” and rolls her eyes…

10:14pm Kim now tells Nene about her new BFF, Kandi… Kim is telling NeNe that she shared the idea of recording her song with Kandi and NeNe cops an attitude…

10:18pm Nene and kim are in Los angeles. When Lisa told Nene  she was going to meet the Asian side of her family, Nene announced she has a pair of chopsticks in her purse. wow.

10:19pm The girls have just barely checked into the hotel (they haven’t even made it to the elevator yet) and NeNe has already found a gay man to latch onto and drink with…. wow.

10:20pm She by Sheree… y’all ain’t ready…. she’s back to planning another event for her new line… and wants to be involved in every part of it… oh boy, now they are replaying her fight with Anthony, the party planner…. I wish the new party planner would take his bluetooth out of his ear…. not a good look…

10:21pm THey have just asked her what car she would like to deliver her to the venue and she said, MAYBACH. cue mouth drop. then she shares that she is a top of the line designer that needs to arrive in a top of the line car… wow.

10:22pm Uh-oh, NeNe and Lisa hit Rodeo Drive… neNe just ordered her drink of choice A “miss thang” = Margarita with a splash of orange juice

10:23pm Now they are talking smack about Kim…. zzzzz…. and Nene is instigating yet again!

10:27pm Nene and Lisa head to Inglewood…. NeNe ain’t ready for da hood!

10:28pm NeNe’s meeting the parents… you can tell she can’t deal with the interracial parents… Nene says, “oh my god.” how rude!!!! what did NeNe envision? NeNe asks her mom if she’s jamaican… oh wow, she just called Lisa’s mom “spicy”, sigh….

10:30pm Nene announces she’s gonna call Lisa “gangsta boo” from now on… sigh… Now Lisa is sharing how hard it was for her to be biracial.

10:31pm NeNe is telling Lisa’s parents about the alter ego photo shoot… she announces that Lisa will be “gangsta boo” and “angel” in the photo shoot. sigh.

10:33pm Sheree is looking for models for her fashion show… saying she wants models who are Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell… pause pause… esque…. Naomi Campbell-esque, still unrealistic. I think Sheree should model her own line, don’t  you?

10:34pm NeNe and Lisa are at granny’s 92nd birthday party… will NeNe bust out her chopsticks? NeNe is the tallest one there. NeNe just announced she wasn’t expecting to see so many Asian people there…. NeNe just said “I always thought you were so black”. Oh boy now she just asked Lisa if she can “speak THEIR language.”

10:36pm Nene meets  granny… who shares with her that she puts vaseline on her face to stay young…. NeNe might rebuke the chemical peel for the vaseline…

10:37pm Nene is telling Lisa she doesn’t think she should go to her brother’s gravesite with her because it’s kind of awkard. Lisa is saying she doesn’t want to remember him as dead but as the fun guy he was….

10:42pm Cue Damone Roberts, king of eyebrows… Lisa is getting her brows groomed…

10:46pm Kim meets up with Kandi for a meal. First thing Kim does is order a glass of wine.. Kim says she brought Kandi her “Tardy for the Party” song… Kim tells Kandi the low on Nene and how Nene is only your friend for  a year or so before she moves on to someone else. Now Kim is asking Kandi what she thinks about Lisa. Kandi shares that she is able to relate to Kim because in Xscape, she was the odd person out…

10:48pm Kim proceeds to talk smack about all of the fellow cast members and Kandi is just sitting there looking uncomfortable.

10:50pm Kim hands Kandi her CD for her “Tardy for the party” and Kandi says she has to listen to it first to make sure it’s “HOT” because whatever they do, she says, has to represent her as well… oh boy…

10:50pm Lisa and her siblings are at her brothers grave site with flowers. One of her brother poured liquor on the gravesite appalling Lisa who says, “I think i’ve seen that on a video…” Cue song: “I tip my 40 to your memory…. ”

10:52 pm Lisa has asked for time alone at the grave site and tells her brother that she loves him and misses him.

10:56pm NeNe and Lisa are poolside now. Lisa talks about being scared to go to grave site. NeNe just proclaimed, “Gangsta boo is a china town chick?” NeNe just asks Lisa how it feels to go from rags to riches and how beautiful it is…. Lisa just asks if Kim was born in a trailer park… uh oh, here comes NeNe’s new gay friend from the elevator… His name is Michael and he is fabulous. The girls have invited him to Atlanta and they are now wanting to hook him up with Dwight… oh boy.

That’s it for now… See you all next week!!!!

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