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Live Blog Of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Episode 6
Thanks for joining us as we live blog the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 6:
10:01pm NeNe has invited the girls for a spa day to prepare for the alter ego photo shoot. NeNe just put Kandi on wax saying she heard that she was gonna get her “coochie waxed”… sigh…
10:02pm NeNe is already being miss bossy telling everyone what her expectations are… and NeNe is talking that same mess she was talking about last week saying that the alter ego photo shoot is what’s hot in the ATL… how come this is the first I’ve heard of it.
10:19pm Lisa admits to telling people that Kim is “a ball of fun but she lies.” lol… I hope Kim never asks her for a recommendation.
10:20pm Lisa apologizes for threatening to flip Kim over the couch during the RHOA reunion show. Kim says she is happy that Lisa didn’t get violent or try to snatch her wig off. LOL
10:03pm Sheree has finally pieced it all together and is wondering why NeNe is the one organizing this… that’s our question as well….
10:04 Nene just told Sheree she wants her to rob a bank…. lol… Nene just told Kandi she wanted her to be the bride and the groom but then since she’s “GHETTO” she figured she could make her be ghetto…. Kandi just called NeNe out back and told NeNe she always brings the hood…. Uh oh, now Kandi and NeNe are going at it about whether Nene is hood or not, lol…. I wish we could vote on this!!!!
10:05pm NeNe is now taking credit for “Tardy for the Party” saying she told Kim how great it was. Kandi says she’s got a copy of Kim’s song in the car and offers to go get it… Now she’s plaing it… NeNe is dancing to it…. Kandi looks troubled… uh oh, NeNe is singing along and laughing….
10:06pm Kandi is trying to be diplomatic, saying “tardy for the party” is catchy, but….. yeah….
10:07pm Kandi admits she doesn’t want her name to go down in flames along with “tardy from the party.” LOL (SIDE NOTE: Watch the final version of Kim’s “Tardy for the Party” here: http://www.hlisted.com/?p=3964)
10:11pm The ladies are taking a belly dancing class and Nene is saying, “ain’t nuthin’ wrong with a little bump and grind.” now Kandi is droppin it straight to the floor in a split…. Why is Lisa doing the running man? sigh…
10:15pm Kim is calling Kandi on her way to go meet Kandi. Kim tells her she called her and wanted to meet up to put everything out on the table.
10:17pm The two of them are seated at lunch and Lisa explains that she wants to clear the air…. Lisa tells Kim she heard that Kim had called her a crack whore… Kim just announced that she google alerts herself and found all these different things about each of them online… Kim says, “I don’t know enough about you to hear that statement” and says she didn’t call her a crack whore.
10:20pm Now Sheree and Kandi are hanging out… Sheree is badmouthing Kim to Kandi saying Kim’s not the type of person you share your personal business with her. Kandi says she is testing the waters and Sheree has warned her. Kandi says she used to be cool with Sheree’s ex…. Kandi apparently dated her exes best friend.
10:22pm Sheree asks about Kandi’s engagement… She says that her fiancee’s nephew is in ICU after a car accident (they were hit by drunk driver). Kandi breaks down and Sheree is crying to. Very sad moment. The accident is the reason they have postponed their engagement party.
10:28pm Kim has hired a new nanny… a black one this time, lol…. The nanny just complimented her boots and now Kim just said she doesn’t need to see her resume anymore… Kim just called her black assistant, “she’s the black version of me.” LOL wait, I thought Sheree was the black version of her? sigh….
10:29pm Now Kim announces she needs the cream of the crop for her kids… yet, she just announced that the new nanny is hired because new nanny likes her shoes??? hmmm….
10:30 Nene and Lisa are drinking wine while Lisa tells Nene about her lunch with Kim. NeNe says that she’s heard that Kim has been going around town complaining about her alter ego for the photo shoot. Duh, Kim doesn’t want to be a black girl, even though several black girls are the black version of her, LOL.
10:32pm Kim has just announced to Nene that she doesn’t want to be a black girl…. and NeNe says “no she is not trying to get out of being the black girl.” and nene says, “be a black girl…. i would be a white girl…” LOL…. the two of them can’t figure out what Kim should be instead…. (hand raised) I have an idea.. how about Kim plays the black girl version of herself? I think she would go for that… Kim????
10:34pm Nene brings her husband up to date on the alter ego photo shoot telling him Kim now wants to be a mistress for her alter ego, NeNe’s hubby says that should be easy, lol…. Nene says she will end the day at Magic City (notorious stripper club in ATL) since one of NeNe’s alter egos is a stripper… NeNe’s husband says “well i should go to the ATM and get some money so i can make it rain.”
10:35pm photo shoot time… everybody is clowning NeNe for being the bossy director lady… Lisa comments that Nene has announced a million times that she’s the director, lol…
10:36pm NeNe is directing Lisa during her “Good Girl” alter ego shoot… Lisa is in pigtails and glasses, stereotypical nerd girl.
10:38pm Now it’s time for Lisa’s bad girl look… She’s wearing red leather pants and a black leather bustier.
10:38pm Kandi is being a drunk driver for her photo shoot and then a pedestrian…. to bring awareness to what happened to her fiancee’s nephew.
10:39pm Kim just arrived at the alter ego photo shoot. Kim just said, “I haven’t talked to Sheree since she tried to pull my wig off.” LOL
10:43pm Kim just gave Lisa a compliment, telling her she looks amazing. Lisa leaves. Nene is talking to Kandi asking her if she’s gonna be good. Kandi just said, “I think that sometimes NeNe be tryna come for me.” Kandi continues, “But it’s all good cos i will come from her all the same” oooo—weeeee! lol
10:44pm They have Kandi behind the wheel crying (mascara running) with a bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag during her alter ego photo shoot.
10:46pm Sheree turns to Kim and asks her did she hear about Kandi and her nephew and had she heard (hello, can the ladies quit with the gossip!!!) Now they are saying they feel really bad and Sheree says that everyone should be cordial and be there for Kandi… they both agree that Kandi is, “Real.”
10:47pm Oh no, now Kandi is in a pretty dress all bloodied since she’s now playing the victim.. They have her spread out on the car looking an injured mess. Kandi gives NeNe props as a director for being nice.
10:48 Kim’s up next… she just asked for some “porno hair.” can someone please tell me what porno hair is?
10:49pm Kim just tells Derek to fix it. “nene didn’t make me be the black girl but she came up with a short black bob wig that’s just as bad.” LOL. Dwight is telling Kim she looks great and that her eyes are popping. Nene tells Dwight that this is the bomb and that everyone in the world is gonna wanna copy what they are doing… really, NeNe? really?
10:50pm Kim’s turn…. she just said, “what is an alter ego anyway.” Kim is doing the stepford wife shoot… kim just said that Nene is in a bad mood because “I refuse to be black.” NeNe leaves Kim alone to do her mistress shoot saying that Kim should be able to do this on her own because she is a mistress in real life.
10:51pm Last leg of photo shoot is at Magic City, aforementioned strip club. Are those poles I see in the background? LOL
10:53pm Sheree is playing her bank robbery (making fun of her settlement with her husband) so she’s holding a wad of cash that it appears as though she’s stolen from stand-in Kandi who she’s play choking.
10:54pm Now it’s Nene’s turn… She has on pearls and is hesitating as she hands a $1 to a stripper. Now NeNe is getting dressed for her stripper ego. Her husband is there. We don’t know yet if he stopped off at that ATM. NeNe just said she was inspired by the “real” strippers there and how that really got her in character….
10:58pm There goes NeNe working the pole… for real… Kandi is encouraging her, “make it rain on her. she don’t even need any direction, she got this.” uhm, hi everyone… she used TO BE a stripper, sigh… meanwhile, her husband is taking pictures of her on his iphone, lol… NeNe swears she pulled it off cos she says some guys in the club were tryna holla at her… ok, NeNe, we see you…. NeNe is happy and proud of her photo shoot and just announced she will be having a party to reveal these photos in a “big big way.” LOL
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