Live Blog Of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 3

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Live Blog Of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 3

Posted at 08/13/2009 by Staff 0 Comment

We are live blogging episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta at the top of the hour… We hope you’ll join us…

10:00pm Re-cap of restaurant scene as Sheree, Nene, and Kim start arguing…. they are headed outside…. strap yourselves in….

10:02pm LOL @ Nene’s commentary about Sheree wrapping her fingers around Kim’s wig…. Now Sheree saying she just wanted to shift Kim’s wig, not pull it off, LOL.

10:03 Kim just pointed out that Sheree’s hair is fake, too, lol… can’t quite call it a low blow, just a funny one….

10:04pm Kim has walked off…. Sheree and NeNe re-cap the fight… Sheree says that Kim needs to be on medication… am I the only one wondering what happened with the whole choked out scene that caused Kim to call the police? or is that coming later on in the season?

10:05pm Kim calls her BFF Jody who drove for hours to get to Atlanta to hear the story of the fight…. I though all Kim’s friends were black? hmmm…

10:06pm Jody is playing therapist and advising Kim on what to do… Jody suggests that Kim try to salvage her friendship with NeNe… I wish Jody could see the tape of it all going down….

10:07pm Lisa and Nene are going for a walk through the neighborhood… gossipfest 2009…. Nene updates Lisa on the fight…. and her 5 inch heels making it difficult for her to run after Sheree and Kim…

10:08 NeNe is clowning Sheree calling her and Kim twins saying they were “Ebony and Ivory” in the first season…. LOL

10:09 Kandi and the fam are at the fair… or carnival… along with Kandi’s friend Gigi… Kandi is still talking about her pre-marital woes and her mom’s disapproval… I’m hoping we see Kandi evolve this season beyond her engagement…

10:10pm It’s a small world… Gigi knows Dwight and Kandi just invited her to a party since she only knows Nene…

10:15pm Uh-Oh, here comes Dwight and his party helpers… HOW YOU DOING to the group of them…. Dwight is running it down… he wants to taste all the food… he’s giving everyone 5 minutes to do everything…. saying it’s all about HIM tonight… he’s calling it a “birthday party and a production” saying he wants “high drama all night long”… he just told a model he wants to see her breastesses… telling models they are here to perform for the Gods… he’s giving us a lot right now…

10:17pm Kim just announces that instead of going to the gym, she’s going to the doctor to get botox, sigh…. wait, my bad, they are doing a procedure where heat is applied to smooth out her skin… the doctor is working on the back of her legs as she is talking to her kids on her cell phone… her kids are over her saying their day was boring…. and then not saying anything else…

10:19pm Nene and Sheree are in the car on the way to the party re-capping yet again the fight on the street. Sheree is saying again that she didn’t want to pull Kim’s wig off and that she just wanted to shift it…. Sheree says she knew Kim wasn’t gonna admit to any wrongdoing. This looks like it will be Kandi’s big intro to the rest of the gang.

10:20pm Dwight’s party… he’s got trapeze/circus/jungle theme… with trapeze artists swinging and half naked men standing on platforms…

10:21pm Kandi has just arrived and is being introduced to everyone…. Dwight comments that she’s beautiful…. and feels on her breasts saying, “you have some nice melons.” now he’s feeling on her legs and feet… is this Dwight’s ritual with new people? it’s too much! but it appears as though Kandi passed his test…

10:23pm Sheree’s first impression of Kandi is “she’s a lot like me”… hmm… i am not sure I could see Kandi trying to “shift” Kim’s wig… but ok… meanwhile, Kandi says that she’s heard some not so good things about Sheree….

commercial break… brb folks

10:27pm Nene calls Kim and says that what happened the other night is not how she intended things to be… NeNe will go visit Kim now so they can discuss

10:28pm Lisa and her husband, Ed, are working on their clothing line…wait, doesn’t Sheree also have a clothing line??? i wonder if they will have a “fashion off”. Lisa just acknowledged Sheree’s line “She by Sheree” but added that she (Lisa) has helped launch other lines…

10:29 Lisa’s fashion design crew just clowned Sheree, wow… now Sheree is clowning Lisa saying she’s not designing the line… oooh, they are going back and forth about who is a real fashion designer and who isn’t…. I give Sheree the point…. it looked like Lisa did in fact have two designer types showing her sketches and fabric and all of that for her approval… so Sheree is more hands on….

10:31 sheree announces about her line, “this is my baby and i am working it.” Tania is back… the honorary single housewife from the shooting range… she just called Sheree’s line “very Michelle Obama-ish.”

10:32 pm Sheree is working on convincing us that what happened last year (failure of fashion show) will NOT happen again… and she and Tania are day dreaming about when her line appears at Nieman’s and when she sees women walking down the street wearing her designs.

10:33pm now sheree is talking about her party saying that her “housewarming party is not a replacement for my independence party.” two parties? now that she fell out with Anthony the party planner, who will coordinate? I’m so confused.

10:34pm Round 4… Nene shows up at Kim’s house to go over the drama… Nene reminds Kim that last season Kim and Sheree were twins… oh my, now they are showing a recap from last season of Kim saying to Sheree, “we look so much alike” and then going on to say “you are just the black version of me.” Oh boy. Did her WHITE BFF Jody go back home? is she on call just in case?

10:40pm Back to Lisa and her viewing of fashion show… uh-oh Lisa just announced that she wanted to have NeNe model and asked her designer if there was a place for her and designer said, “well, i did make room for a plus sized model.” record scratched…. Lisa, being a good friend just said, Nene is NOT a plus sized model, adding she’s a size 8. GASP!

commercial break

10:44pm NeNe and Lisa are now talking and bonding. Lisa tells NeNe she just went to the fertility clinic… Lisa is telling Nene that they want to have a girl. Here’s NeNe with the question of the day, “Will Ed have to go into a room and look at some magazines and then MASTURBATE?” Now the ladies are talking about birth control… too X-rated for HListed to relay… sigh…

10:45pm NeNe is telling Lisa about Sheree’s foreclosure. NeNe puts Sheree’s ex-husband on blast for letting Sheree’s house go into foreclosure… wow, and Nene calls Kim the gossip????

10:47pm Kandi is having lunch with T-Boz or as Kandi calls her, “The ‘T’ in TLC”. They’re talking about how both of them are working on solo albums…. Kandi shares main stone in ring is 4 carats…

10:48pm TBoz just said she can’t deal with any more than one baby mama with her men. Kandi drops the bomb and tells her that her fiancee AJ has 4 baby mama and TBoz’s face drops as she says, Well “Papa is a rolling stone” then asks how old he is. 34. moving right along….

10:49pm Kandi shares she went to a weight loss clinic and she’s lost 7 pounds and now weighs 138… hmmm…

10:50pm Sheree is prepping for her housewarming party. She’s hired a chef and bartender and announces she’s just invited some close friends…can’t wait to see who shows up…. she’s said the people she has invited are all “positive people” and people she can “fall back on.” Cue Tania and NeNe and some other folks….

10:51 uh oh… NeNe just offered to get Tania a sandwich for being a size 0 and Tania says back to her, “I have room to grow into your size” record scratch again, lol… Nene almost slapped her. Now Tania is picking on Lisa and her “swimmer’s” hair… which I think might be the new word for “Good” hair… somebody get chris rock on the line… lol

10:52pm Everyone agrees that Tania came on too strong and was on the attack…

commercial break

10:56 Sheree sounds surprised, “NeNe and Lisa have something with Tania.” so Lisa and NeNe literally walk out of the door and walk back in to “change” their energy…. Now Nene and Lisa are burning sage and waving it around to burn out the evil spirits… now Lisa is praying to ward off evil spirits and NeNe is poking fun…

10:58pm the ladies rejoin the party and NeNe imparts her wisdom on the importance of communication in a relationship. Sheree says she’s excited about her new beginnings.

END… see you next week!!!!!!!